sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.
GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING
I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs
@ELEMENTARYStaff Elementary Season Three: Now with 30% more handsome.
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
when did i use that tag
Actual puppy pirate Killian Jones
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
"What have you done all summer?"
-me “I’ve travelled a lot”
on a date in the kim k game
me: will you excuse me for a second?
me: *gets on a plane to miami searching in all the trees, fire hydrants, birds to find energy*
me: *gets back*
me: now where were we?